My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

• Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
• Brother: that's not fair
• Mom: DO AS I SAY.
• Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
• Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
• Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

• one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
• one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
• one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves